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The Bob Watson

A Novel

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From the author of Cash Out, a hilarious novel about one working stiff's day of hooky—reminiscent of Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Office Space—and the insanity that ensues.

Rick Blanco walks out of meetings. He's a serial meeting ditcher. A walk-out artist. He's so good that no one seems to notice when he just gets up and walks out. A corporate illusionist of the covert kind, he learned his trade studying a former colleague, the master of meeting ditches, Bob Watson. Rick continues Bob's legacy, going for more frequent and longer ditches, building on the art with every boring corporate meeting.
Now, Rick wants to pull off his most important Bob Watson yet—skipping out of work to see his young nephew before he moves with his parents to Argentina. But things soon get complicated. As Rick leaves the office, he's mistaken for the company's human resources executive Dick Rayborne, a man made famous in HR circles for creating the hot new labor practice of "consourcing"—like "outsourcing" but with convicted felons. Convinced that he is the scummy Dick Rayborne, two cons, and a granny they call Mama, force Rick into six hours of mayhem, complete with home break ins and emergency board of directors meetings. Along the way, Rick realizes he has the opportunity to pull off the most meaningful Bob Watson imaginable, and still give his nephew a hug goodbye.
Refreshing, witty, and clever, The Bob Watson is a madcap tale of danger, adventure, and personal discovery.

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      November 1, 2016
      Lovable doofus Rick Blanco is something of a slacker. His expertise lies in his ability to skip out on monotonous meetings at his desk-jockey job, an almost mystical skill learned by observing company legend Bob Watson. As Rick awaits the perfect moment of departure, he passes the time pornolizing his colleagues, imagining them in flagrante delicto. His interior monologues are outrageous and outrageously funny. Rick also daydreams about Audrey, his nephew's nanny, whom he has asked out 87 times without success. Now, Audrey has texted, agreeing to meet Rick for the English Beat concert that night on one condition: Rick must first spend some quality time with his nephew before his family moves to Argentina the following day. What follows is a madcap, riotous adventure that finds Rick in one pickle after another. Bardsley (Cash Out, 2012) excels at fast-paced, observational wit that manages to poke fun at our modern life while adding a little heart. For fans of Joshua Ferris, Sam Lypsite, and The Office.(Reprinted with permission of Booklist, copyright 2016, American Library Association.)

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